Georgia Renaissance Faire

We met King Henry VIII and Queen Catherine of Aragon. I wanted to make witty banter with the queen and her royal court, but I have never been so tongue-tied in my life. I was like, "Uhhhh...the queen....uhhh....it's the queen..." Real intelligent. But the king kissed my hand so woo hoo! I wanted to tell the queen that the king was going to divorce her because she wouldn't produce a male heir for him, but then I thought that if I was the queen, I might behead me for such insolence, and so I kept my mouth shut.